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Shadow Lane: A Winchester Obsession
Fic: 25 Signs You Are A Rabid Fan Girl 
26th-Oct-2006 11:05 pm
Jared/Jensen 2
Title: 25 Signs You Are A Rabid Fan Girl
Rating: PG 
Summary: I think the title says it all 
Disclaimer: If I owned them or the show do you really think I'd have time to be writing fan fiction?  Psst that would be a no. 
Author's Note: Just my attempt at a little humor.

25 Signs You Are A Rabid Fan Girl
 
1.      You break up with your boyfriend because he has no qualities that remind you of Dean/Sam/John.
2.      You’ve been saving for a couple years for the chance to backpack across Europe for two months but have decided the money would be better spent trolling in and around Vancouver for a year searching for Jensen/Jared/Jeff.
3.      Suddenly Vancouver is the ONLY place in the world you want to live – at least for nine months of the year.
4.      All the actresses that have had any kind of romantic involvement with any of the guys in Supernatural are talent-less hacks ‘cause they aren’t you.
5.      A change of career choice surprises your friends when recently all you want to be is any damn thing involving the production of a TV Show, gopher would do, if it got you on the set and that much closer to Jensen/Jared/Jeff.
6.      You want to beat Eric Kripke badly for killing off John because damnit now you don’t know when/if ever Jeff will be in Vancouver again and you just booked your flight two hours before “In My Time Of Dying”.
7.      You secretly want to thank Eric Kripke for killing off John because now you have a perfect reason for jumping Dean/Sam – you only want to console the poor boys, really you do.
8.      You are constantly on the lookout for anything that just might be supernatural in your home, especially your bedroom, cause you know, Dean/Sam, your bedroom, oh yeah.
9.      All of Dean’s expressions make you warm and tingly, same with Demon John’s voice and/or Sam in nothing but a towel.
10. You want/need/have to own a mint condition ’67 black Chevy Impala – thank you very much.
11. You have every intention a marrying a man named John and having two sons, the first one will be named Dean, the second Sam and there is no argument in the world that can convince you otherwise.
12. You are seriously considering sending a letter to the writers of Supernatural and reminding them that most people have sex as a way of reaffirming life after suffering a traumatic death of a loved one and you are so willing to sacrifice yourself as the pliant body just to make Dean/Sam/or both feel better. But it is totally a sacrifice on your part, really.
13. You’ve already written and sent the above-mentioned letter – in fact it was in the mail thirty minutes after the airing of “In My Time Of Dying”.
14. You suddenly decide het fan fiction isn’t so bad but you can’t figure out why all the women in the stories look/sound/and have the same personality as you.
15. You spend all your free time and some not so free time searching the ‘net for any and all new pictures/stories/vid clips/etc. that you have not seen about Jensen/Jared/Jeff and/or Dean/Sam/John.
16. You spend money you don’t have and time needed for other tasks (i.e. work) looking for copies of T.V. shows or movies to add to your collection that you otherwise never would have been interested in because either Jensen/Jared/Jeff is in them.
17. Almost all the memory of your computer hard drive has been eaten up by pictures/stories/vid clips/etc. of Jensen/Jared/Jeff.
18. Nothing and I mean NOTHING can come between you and your TV Thursday nights.
19. During season hiatus you threaten to become a clock tower sniper when you TV station plays something other than a Supernatural rerun in its time slot and no it does not matter that you’ve seen all of last season’s episodes.
20. You checked Amazon daily until they started accepting pre-orders for Season 1 DVDs, then you took Sept. 26 off work to wait at the mailbox for the mailman and finally stayed up until you had watched all the episodes and extras in one go.
21. You’ve heard of the concept of six degrees of separation and intend to be in Texas for Christmas, (‘cause everyone goes home for Christmas right?) befriend everyone you meet until you find the four that stand between you and Jensen/Jared and make the connection through them.
22. You’ve got relatives in Texas that you haven’t spoken to in years but suddenly Christmas in Texas with them is the ONLY place you wanna be for the same reason as #21.
23. You’ve cut friends out of your life because they have insulted Jensen/Jared/Jeff, Supernatural or their characters.
24. To you Eric Kripke is your god and Jensen/Jared/Jeff are his apostles and you are so starting a new religion devoted to them.
25. You’ve read this list and can relate to most or all of it. 


Remember feedback is love.
Comments 
27th-Oct-2006 12:35 pm (UTC)
My mom keeps trying to get me a NEW impala. i'm like, NO GO AWAY! FiND ME AN OLD SEXY ONE DAMNT! >.> Yes. This is all so ture.
27th-Oct-2006 07:31 pm (UTC)
I actually have a '68 but it needs MAJOR work - body, interior and mechanical and it's not black, never was, more of a green (or I think it was most of it is rust now). But one day it will be black and it will be mint, at least that's what I keep telling myself.
I love my dad's weird friends that get rid of nothing including cars.
27th-Oct-2006 01:23 pm (UTC)
#10 - I can't even drive! *g*
27th-Oct-2006 07:33 pm (UTC)
Think of #10 as motivation to learn. *g*
27th-Oct-2006 02:01 pm (UTC)
hehehe... this is awesome, i'm gonna save it! :D

thanks!
(i forget which comm brought me here, though....)
27th-Oct-2006 07:36 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it.
Would have been Supernaturalfic since that's the only place it's posted, well other than my lj obviously.
27th-Oct-2006 08:03 pm (UTC)
heheh, yeah, that would have been it. i have like 60 comms, and a lot of them have the same cross-posted, tends to blur a little... ;)
27th-Oct-2006 03:05 pm (UTC)
Mwah ha ha. Oh man, seriously, so many of these apply to me its not even funny. Excellent list!
27th-Oct-2006 07:37 pm (UTC)
You and me both and thanks.
27th-Oct-2006 03:40 pm (UTC)
LOL! *blushes* Hell yes!
27th-Oct-2006 07:47 pm (UTC)
Glad you liked it.
27th-Oct-2006 05:05 pm (UTC)
*shifty eyes* Uh... crap, I'm practically foaming at the mouth then.

Great list, made me laugh.
27th-Oct-2006 07:53 pm (UTC)
You're foaming? It only took me thirty minutes to write this so what does that make me? God I must be an uber rabid fan girl. *g*
Now if I could only convince my significant other to request a transfer to the office in Vancouver...hmmm. Kidding!
27th-Oct-2006 05:33 pm (UTC)
25. You’ve read this list and can relate to most or all of it.

There really is no hope for me! *succumbs happily to the SPN rabies*

(*feels a little ill at the thought of rabies*)
27th-Oct-2006 07:52 pm (UTC)
Yup no hope...but there are worse things to be obsessed over.
27th-Oct-2006 06:02 pm (UTC)
OMG, you are my new hero! Would it be ok if I re-posted this in my lj (and of course gave you credit)? Cause it's just SO awesome!!
27th-Oct-2006 07:58 pm (UTC)
*blushing* Sure go ahead as long as credit is given I'm not worried about people re-posting it.
27th-Oct-2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
cough, guilty of,

1.) (i believe it played some part. if he wasn't such an asshole, i wouldn't have let my mind wander!)

10,17,18, 25.

LOL Good list cutie!
27th-Oct-2006 08:10 pm (UTC)
Yeah I'm guilty of a lot of these too, probably why it was so easy to write. *snicker*
#18 unfortunately doesn't ring true for me though. Local network that carried last season decided for some ungodly reason not to carry season 2 so I have to wait till Fridays to watch it on a different station, at least until my satellite is installed. *reminding self* just 8 more days, just eight. *g*
27th-Oct-2006 07:59 pm (UTC)
Ohhhhhh, it is sad how many of these really, relly apply to me. :X Must institutionalize myself, STAT.
27th-Oct-2006 08:15 pm (UTC)
Hey until someone in authority (like a judge issuing a restraining order) proclaims you a stalker I wouldn't worry about. However I'd stay away from Vancouver and Texas if I were you. *g*
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27th-Oct-2006 09:35 pm (UTC)
*rubs hands together* Only need a few more to admit the truth and I am starting a new religion, finding a nifty icon to hang on the front of my house and claiming tax exempt next tax season. *Insert evil cackle here*
Seriously...glad you liked it.
28th-Oct-2006 12:12 am (UTC)
This religion you were talking about..what should we call it?
30th-Oct-2006 09:21 pm (UTC)
Ahh crap that's a good question...gotta think on that one. Any ideas?
28th-Oct-2006 01:36 am (UTC)
I could relate to too many. I believe my family is starting to get worried, because I talk about nothing else. I have a chance to go to a concert I have been looking forward too for months or staying home and watching Supernatural and I am actually having trouble deciding.
30th-Oct-2006 09:26 pm (UTC)
Well see I'd chose the concert but I think that's because I've been forced to resort to waiting to watch Supernatural on Fridays(no local network carries it on Thursdays this season)so I've learned patience. Plus Supernatural can always be tapped. *Ducks head while waiting for various heavy objects to be chucked at my head from several fan girls* Remember ladies patience is a virtue. *g* Well I gotta tell myself something Friday mornings to stop me from checking out spoilers from the night before.
28th-Oct-2006 08:41 am (UTC)
omg. woah i do all of them.
30th-Oct-2006 09:27 pm (UTC)
Lol. Thanks glad you liked/can relate to them.
12th-Apr-2007 10:37 am (UTC)
*blushes as computer blows up due to #15 and 17*

LOL just found this - *flails arms* It's all so true!


Friends back if thats ok :)
12th-Apr-2007 01:57 pm (UTC)
I swear before Supernatural I was such a good girl...well okay maybe such a good girl isn't quite accurate but I definitely don't remember sitting down at my computer and being able to make a list of 25 reasons why I'm obsessed in under half an hour. But Jensen and Jared and Jeff oi!
Yeah of course it's ok.
27th-Oct-2009 08:11 pm (UTC)
When my dad moved to Texas, seriously my first thought was OMG LIVE NEXT TO A PADALECKI.

(I have since moved in with my dad and everytime we go to San Antonio, I'm on the look out for Sasquatches. Even when I know that Jared is probably in Vancouver because maybe he flew back for a random weekend at his mama's.)


And my dad made the mistake of trying to talk to me during Supernatural the week I moved in with him. He hasn't made the mistake since and typically tries to be out of the house so he doesn't have to deal with my squealing/squeeing/yelling/cursing/fangirling.
27th-Oct-2009 08:11 pm (UTC)
Btw, yes. This is years, years, YEARS late. Sorry about that. :(
28th-Oct-2009 09:28 pm (UTC)
For the love of God don't stop looking!!! And when you see one let me know and I'll be on the next plane out there. Lol.

Not to worry about how old this is, I've read stuff years old that I've had in my favorites for quite awhile and only gotten around to reading and commenting on. *shrugs* It happens.

I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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