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Shadow Lane: A Winchester Obsession
The Humorous Side of a Hacked Email Account 
23rd-Mar-2011 04:50 pm
Sam from Yellow Fever
The Extended Family.

Keep in mind that everyone in my contacts got an email from me yesterday regarding my email account getting hacked, not to open it, not from me, account hacked, etc.  Well I'm not sure how because I checked and EVERYBODY in my contacts got the warning email but when I checked my email a couple of minutes ago I found these:

One of my Aunts:

Rhyanne,

You're uncle and I really don't need Viagra.  But thanks for the link, I'll keep it in mind in case we ever do.

Auntie Alice

My response

EWWWWW!  Logically I know you've had sex at least twice since I have 2 cousins but knowing and knowing are two different things. TMI!

Seriously, I didn't send it, my email account was hacked.  All fixed now.

Rhy

One of my cousins (not one of my Aunt Alice's kids)

I don't know what Cherie's told you but I DO NOT need Viagra!  I was drunk!

Phil

My response

Dude my email was hacked.  Try checking your email from the top of the page instead of the bottom.  Also HAHAHAHA!

Rhy

One of my Aunt's In-Laws

Rhyanne,

Got your email.  Not sure what I'm supposed to do with it.

Jennifer

Okay what you have to know about James' mother's side of the family - ever seen the Stepford Wives?  The perfect women who do everything perfectly?  Yeah, that's them so I'm more than a little happy to know that one of them is flustered.  Yes, I'm evil so?  There's no sense in re-writing my response to her since it was the standard, email account hacked, I didn't send the Viagra email, sorry you got it.

So I'm still annoyed and embarrassed and maybe considering therapy - my aunt and uncle are in their 60s!  Like I said TMI!  But Phillip's email to me pretty much made the whole hassle almost worth it.
Comments 
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24th-Mar-2011 12:56 am (UTC)
And people wonder why I'm weird! All you have to do is meet my family. I was doomed from the start! Lol.
24th-Mar-2011 01:03 am (UTC)
Oh god! It hurts to laugh! I would have said the same thing if it had been my cousin. *sniff* My eyes are tearing up!
24th-Mar-2011 01:20 am (UTC)
Phil is that cousin that everyone has that you're never sure if you want to pat him on the head and tell him everything is going to be alright or just pretend you don't know him. I swear he got all the stupid genes in the family.

As an example: He got busted having sex with the girl he was with before he married Cherie in the woman's bathroom at my wedding reception. They weren't even in a cubical and didn't have the door locked - what did he think was going to happen?

Yup, my cousin Phil *sigh* At least he makes me look good. ;)
24th-Mar-2011 01:33 am (UTC)
I have someone like that in my family. It's my younger brother.

He called my dad while my dad was working to ask "how do you let the mail carrier know there's mail to go out in the box?" My dad actually did a facepalm in the DVM office before hanging up. Later I asked my dad "So how does it feel knowing you're youngest kid has had museum shows, your oldest is a writer and your middle kid doesn't know how to use a mailbox. And he's the one who reproduced."
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24th-Mar-2011 01:44 am (UTC)
Oh bb nobody can steal the monkey! There is no monkey without the organ grinder.
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24th-Mar-2011 01:47 am (UTC)
Damn it! I was going to tell you to go read it! *grumble* I never get to be the bossy one. But I'm still the evilest one! Shush! Evilest is too a word!
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24th-Mar-2011 01:44 am (UTC)
ROLF! You win! At least Phil is only my cousin!
24th-Mar-2011 02:44 pm (UTC)
That's so funny. It does explain a lot about you LOL!

People just don't read enough these days
24th-Mar-2011 02:55 pm (UTC)
*snort* You have no idea! Lol

24th-Mar-2011 06:55 pm (UTC)
I have some but as always feel free to elaborate LOL!
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