The Extended Family.

Keep in mind that everyone in my contacts got an email from me yesterday regarding my email account getting hacked, not to open it, not from me, account hacked, etc.  Well I'm not sure how because I checked and EVERYBODY in my contacts got the warning email but when I checked my email a couple of minutes ago I found these:

One of my Aunts:

Rhyanne,

You're uncle and I really don't need Viagra.  But thanks for the link, I'll keep it in mind in case we ever do.

Auntie Alice

My response

EWWWWW!  Logically I know you've had sex at least twice since I have 2 cousins but knowing and knowing are two different things. TMI!

Seriously, I didn't send it, my email account was hacked.  All fixed now.

Rhy

One of my cousins (not one of my Aunt Alice's kids)

I don't know what Cherie's told you but I DO NOT need Viagra!  I was drunk!

Phil

My response

Dude my email was hacked.  Try checking your email from the top of the page instead of the bottom.  Also HAHAHAHA!

Rhy

One of my Aunt's In-Laws

Rhyanne,

Got your email.  Not sure what I'm supposed to do with it.

Jennifer

Okay what you have to know about James' mother's side of the family - ever seen the Stepford Wives?  The perfect women who do everything perfectly?  Yeah, that's them so I'm more than a little happy to know that one of them is flustered.  Yes, I'm evil so?  There's no sense in re-writing my response to her since it was the standard, email account hacked, I didn't send the Viagra email, sorry you got it.

So I'm still annoyed and embarrassed and maybe considering therapy - my aunt and uncle are in their 60s!  Like I said TMI!  But Phillip's email to me pretty much made the whole hassle almost worth it.